I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-
BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS?
OH MY GOD.
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????
In canada we call them memory sticks
Why would you call them USB drives?
Wait, do other countries not call them that?!
We call them USB drive because we put them in the
we call the memory sticks because we put the in
the memory stick holder-place.
My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males.